For the record, Forrest doesn’t actually take conference calls in his underwear. I will not comment on which side of that threshold he inhabits while interacting with his clients. I’m just sayin’. I’ve been fortunate enough to enjoy many relaxed dress codes at the offices I have worked in, and I gravitate toward business-casual dress […]
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For the record, a lunch with two entrees is pretty awesome to begin with. Now, I don’t usually have any ear for celebrity news. The pervasive knowledge of who has married or divorced who in the Hollywood or recording industry space often simply provokes an allergic reaction in which I break out into rashes that […]
For the record, I have an unnaturally high tolerance for cold temperatures so when I catch myself wondering where the nearest blanket is it can mean one of two things. Either I am cultivating a fever or I am outside during January. Now, Forrest implored me to write something in this space that was more […]
Hey, check out the facebook link at the bottom of the page. It’s nifty. Let me know what you think of this week’s strip. F
For the record, they’re still called the ulna and radius on chickens. The radius is for chumps because the ulna is longer and thus theoretically has more meat on it. However, with her penchant for bisection, Danielle had likely already compensated for this ensuring a fifty-fifty split of ingestible flesh. Something else Danielle and I […]
A Wretched Hive of Scum an Villainy
by The Samuwriter on February 16, 2011 at 10:51 amFor the record, I regret now my suggestion of a policy of internal publishing to improve quality controls. Apparently comics are tasty. Segues are for chumps, so let’s dive in to some unproductive discussion of the greater implications of SEO practices. This is going be be pretty technical, folks, so if you’re not interested in […]
I’ve decided that I’d like to hear from the folks who read the strip. All… five of you? Anyway, you’ll notice a tiny Facebook link to my page in the footer of our website. Check it out! I’ll also be posting on there when I update my other comic projects. Forrest
For the record, the historical accuracy of this comic varies wildly from panel to panel, but suffice it to say the third diverges from eyewitness accounts solely in the dress of the characters. At the gala, I spent a fair percentage of my mental resources reflecting on the simultaneous truths of having a beer in […]
For the record, it wasn’t actually me on that wall. In fact, I wasn’t present in the building, nor the city. You see, I have a keen awareness of my own gravitational potential for energy, and can find no cause to deliberately multiply this variable beyond what I call the "ker-splat threshold". That and I’m […]