For the record, Forrest and his compatriots would prefer if you didn’t use the word “frisbee” to describe their favorite pass-time. Normally I’d scoff at such insecurity as would divine to legitimize their sport by preceding the name of their implement with the most superlative superlative they can think of and then beg that you […]
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For the record, attaching a visible-light targeting laser to a sniper rifle makes even less sense than the scenario explored above. I mean, it’s not exactly news that the film industry is chalk-full of inane bullshit, but between sniper give-away lasers, enhanced images from blurry photos, and a total lack of S.W.A.T. panthers it must […]
For the record, when two guys fly all over the country to speak with teenagers, stripper teenagers, about joining a secret club that should raise some alarms. I mean, there’s got to be a limit to the weird that Professor X’s powers and the CIA can compensate for before some parent down the road catches […]
It’s been brought to my attention that I’ve been awful quiet on Pickle Zombie of late. Mostly it’s because I’ve been playing Ultimate. And working a lot. And camping, this weekend will be the third weekend in a row! Anyway, find us on facebook (link below) and say hello. -F
For the record, I’m none too good a this dating business, meself. To pick a word: abortive. That I can be timid times might come as a shock, but there’s a certain chemistry about a pretty lady that is neuroparalytic to me. Danielle and I met over World of Warcraft, this digital threshold allowing some […]
For the record, the only part of my scriptwriting assignment I actually performed late was the clicking of the send button while emailing Forrest the script. I’ve done this once before, and it is inexcusable, like an olympic runner dashing across the course and then forgetting to cross the finish line. He looks like an […]
For the record, the real problem here isn’t Camping and his inane suggestions that the world was supposed to come to an end last weekend. The real problem isn’t that his source data for his predictions is a book that’s been translated through more languages than he has wrinkles. The real problem isn’t even that […]
For the record, I am about as home on a farm as George W. would be at Mensa. My three year-old son knows more about flora and fauna than I do, a fact he reminds me of during his many attempts to educate me. It was from his lips that I learned that the little […]
Remember this old game? That’s pretty much how I spent my Easter Weekend. Though I must admit, the selection of available girls in town was somewhat, lacking. All in all a great weekend, I felt very refreshed when I arrived home. This past weekend I played 4/7s of the Toronto Ultimate Festival tournament. Our second […]
For the record, jelly is my favorite kind of bean. Kidney, lima, coffee, and Mr. got nothin’ on the confectionary stuff. This makes them a powerful motivator, and for the first two months of this year I was using candy as a reward system for writing every day. Eventually this positive inversion of vice was […]