I long for the analog days, simpler times. When an oven or washing machine is asking to join the wifi, I have to ask, why? It’s so infuriatingly stupid. I can’t stand when features are added for the sake of adding things. When something works fine, just let it be.
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It dices! And… Uh… Dices. And That’s It.
by The Samuwriter on June 7, 2026 at 11:21 pmPosted In: Blog
For the record, rolling any number of zeroes on a D20 would be pretty impressive. You’d still get stepped on by the Tarrasque, but people would remember the event. For like a minute. Because of the Tarrasque. While server-side physical dice is a late stage capitalism wet dream still relegated to science fiction, I have […]
She likes coffee beans, springs and gets the zoomies.
For the record, you’re not going to get uncensored bare feet on my website. Not to yuck your yum, just not that corner of the web, this here. Nope.
For the record, May doesn’t often show up in the comic except to deliver direct quotes from my wife. This is a case study. Now, the threat here might seem akin to a minefield, where the field is the portion of the mattress where I sleep and the mines are tiny shards of ABS plastic […]
Behold My Umlauts, Ye Mighty, And Despair!
by The Samuwriter on April 8, 2025 at 10:31 pmPosted In: Blog
For the record, I wasn’t sure the umlaut in the title of this comic would work. I never tested this decade old PHP template against unicode. You’re not likely to see my success, as the actual comic title only shows in the archive menu. But hey. Unicode compliance. Dope. I kind of feel for Lennon […]
For the record, we aren‘t barbequing in December. Well, Forrest might be; he’s that kind of Canadian. But the reality is that I wrote this punchline six months ago. Forrest had to go back and find it because by the time he had inked the panels we had both forgotten what the comic was about. […]
It’s Funny Because I Don’t Have To Deal Anymore
by The Samuwriter on July 13, 2023 at 8:29 pmPosted In: Blog
For the record, I’ve been here. It takes years to get out. But now my two spawn are either old enough to stay up until one in the morning playing Noita and then sleep it off until noon, or still want to get up before me and watch tee-vee but have figured out how to […]
I have two wonderful kids now, we lost some pets, we’re down to a single cat, Mr. Wednesday AKA Odin. We miss the others dearly. I haven’t been doing a whole lot of drawing, I finally feel compelled to get back to it. I’ve been making a silly monster truck game with one of the […]
For the record, we’re back! What do you mean are we back, back? The comic is right there. Oh, you mean are we back on the regular. Is this a thing you can expect to see again, soon. Look, don’t overthink this. I’m just going to bask here in the fresh rendering of my two […]