For the record, internet comments are like a rain where almost every single droplet is stupid and those droplets that aren’t are nearly impossible to detect amongst the deluge of their peers. A friend of mine calls it a failed experiment, and yet no website is considered complete without the obligatory community-building comment system. I […]
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For the record, you didn’t. But as a mixture of factors has rendered me bereft of wit to marry to an absent topic, this is what you get: You’re doing fine And it kills me Not because you are But because I’m not And now that I can’t think of you I have to go […]
For the record, I can get kind of neurotic over language. That is, I find it abhorrent to ignore an error simply because it is commonly made. The use of the term “Indian” in referring to indigenous Americans, for example, renders me incensed. Though today’s object of my linguistic rage isn’t quite so socially charged, […]
For the first time in probably a year Mr. Foofer has been hopping around like a real bunny. He’s not 100%, but he’s recovered so well, and honestly there wasn’t a damn thing I did that seemed to have helped with his legs. I hadn’t heard him thump his cage in probably six months, earlier […]
For the record, dust is nature’s way of informing you that you have too much stuff. That entire shelves of things can sit unused and undistrubed for long enough to collect visible layers of atmosphereic particulate is absurd to me. This sense of clutter is only accentuated by the fact that since Alexander learned to […]
Where do I start? I’ve crammed so much into 3 weeks. I’m not sure when I’ll have time to update the strip, maybe next monday at the latest? I’ve been cottaging, playing sports, working far too much, spending time with friends. I had a new computer built, so we’ll see if I can get my […]
We called him Lenny. Just to be clear, I caught the bird and my buddy Ryan freed him from his bonds with a knife. Lenny did a happy dance for all of us and frolicked in the water. I hate seagulls.
For the record, the bird in question did not, in fact, retaliate immediately but rest assured that an organized strike force has already located Forrest’s car and are coordinating a bombing run. Gulls take a lot of heat for being a nuissance. At best their excrement perforates eveything in their habitat, and at worst they […]
The Something With the Dragon Something
by The Samuwriter on August 7, 2010 at 11:40 pmPosted In: Blog
For the record, I am super popular. Well, at parties. Night parties. That take place outside. Saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo the other night. Good flick. It starts off as a pretty brutal murder mystery film starring a people’s hero journalist who’s just been set up by a corporate bigwig he’s trying to […]