For the record, Forrest warned me that if I didn’t hand him a script by sundown, he’d draw up poop joke to spite me. Well, this one is all him so I can only ask: What the hell is Lennon eating? I’m reminded of an anecdote I heard from Alton Brown, a chef celebrity I follow, about […]
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For the record, if you’re not asking for a spoon, your dish isn’t deep enough. Ja.
For the record, some might find this topically late. But I think there’s genuine value in reviving recent news stories a few weeks after they go stale. Novelty has a tendency to rub out history in modern, frenetic news cycles, and I find that a little disturbing. Politicians will often do some amazingly unpopular shit […]
For the record, it’s been a long while since I last saw the “ogre stick.” I’m not even certain it still exists. It certainly didn’t have any nails in in the last time I saw it. My first encounter with it was when I was very young and fashioned myself a burgeoning samurai and writer… I […]
For the record: Elite: Dangerous is easily the best game I wouldn’t recommend. It takes a very particular kind of patient to put up with it’s many, many failings enough to enjoy the amazing nuggests of space underneath. This is a game where the space is great. Things are to scale and there’s just enough magic sci-fi tech […]
For the record: Lennon doesn’t have a good track record with water pressure. Though there was that one time I was trying to hook up a sprinkler for my kids with an old, busted, kinky hose. Was kneeling down beside it to undo a kink near the sprinkler and I must’ve lined up real well […]
This actually happened. She was enjoying the baby’s lunch with him. When I came over to put her collar on because I found it on the floor she began to tremble uncontrollably. She was as worried about losing out on a few bites of whatever the baby discarded as she gets about thunder or fireworks. […]
For the record, I don’t make this shit up. From now on, I just write these down, count to three, and it’s a script. Also, in the corporeal realm, the box only bore the label “condoms,” it did not indeed use them as packing chips. But for some reason that might’ve made more sense? Technology […]
Unless of Course You’re Teaching a Class
by The Samuwriter on April 21, 2019 at 9:32 pmPosted In: Blog
For the record, the company I was teaching for is a start up and this was the first class ever on their schedule. That was important enough to override the automated shutdown sequence and bypass a few safety valves. And it went amazing. And I spent the next two days in a nocturnal fever-haze during […]
For the record, you know you’ve hit peak nerd when you do some before-and-after system benchmarks to see if the model lich king you put in your computer case has negatively affected airflow. He didn’t, really, in case you’re also peak nerd. Ja.