For the record, Forrest now officially resides in the dog house. Look at what he’s done. Look at it! I mean, it’s kind of clever and all if you’re into Mechwarrior. But he didn’t even ask me what I thought of it. He and Russ just… just… I thought we had something special. Ja.
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For the record, I seem to be the only guy concerned that our latest internet meme originates in the weightlifting community. Am I the only one who sees what’s going on here? This event heralds the dystopian future prophesied in Val Kilmer’s seminal epic, Red Planet, wherein a jock browbeats a nerd over his website visitation superiority. […]
For the record, I don’t play Dead Space. But I can imagine having a buddy watching your back might ease the tension in a survival horror game. In case you’re new, the tension is the active ingredient in horror. Hind sight, and all that. Ja.
For the record, they say reality is stranger than fiction. Does this mean by writing strange fiction based on real events I have somehow goaded the universe into one-upping me and in fact this meteor in Russia is actually a birthday cake launched a decade ago from the Mir space station, having missed its target […]
For the record, the joke was almost on me. You see, I thought the gag was the other way around. That in reality the obvious connection between pubic lice and extreme personal grooming was actually a red herring for some more nuanced connection between the production of wax and crustacean shells. I didn’t realize my […]