I often find myself chuckling at Alexander’s antics. His demands for attention and requests for me to return his precious Portal 2 game. He doesn’t understand that uncle Forrest actually got bored of the game and is merely keeping it at the behest of his father. It’s true though, I get a small dose of […]
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For the record, that a three-old has a ravenous, insatiable thirst for raw, undistilled attention should be revelation to no one. But while to non-parents it is endearing and humorous, to true-parents, especially those with a penchant for quiet reflection, it is something else entirely. Something not altogether pleasant. The Legos, though, are getting pretty […]
I have one question for you January. What the hell is up with the weather?! -Lennon
For the record, the seasonal depression apparently hits Forrest like a sack of bricks shortly after the fun’s over. Personally, I experience it in waves foaming against my good spirits and then fading away slowly to surge for the next push. This effect is exacerbated during the holiday season when I struggle to find time […]
‘Tis better to have levelled and lost…
by The Samuwriter on November 14, 2011 at 2:20 pmPosted In: Blog
For the record, Bethesda and I aren’t exactly speaking to one other after Oblivion. I mean, she calls me up every few years and leaves a bunch of messages about some new thing she’s got going on and how it’s gonna be different this time, but I never return her calls. The wound she left […]
Here’s your comic, now let me Skyrim in peace.
For the record, the real joke here is that Forrest would murder me at chess. I’ve chosen my words carefully as he and I have never actually met on the checkered battlefield, but he’s thoroughly trounced another friend of mine who had always mated me even before I sat down. One does not watch a […]
Meet Piper. She’s one of those smart dogs. Check it out.
For the record, I haven’t seen the new Captain America movie. I hear it’s quite good, though. So lets talk about something else that’s very american? Maybe the space shuttle. It’s over, basically. There is a lot of literature lamenting the retirement of the fleet, mostly because there is no clear successor. At least, no […]
It happens sometimes, the comic finds itself on the bottom of my to do list. And then suddenly it’s 11:30pm on a Sunday when I realize I still haven’t gotten to it. My bad! -F