For the record, I don’t often have this sort of problem in a theatre. But when I do, it is always, <i>always</i> some pre-adolescent shit kicking my chair from behind. Public confrontation is generally your best bet in this situation. No matter how you do the math, there are more people there to watch the movie than to ruin it for others.

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Ja.