For the record, Bethesda and I are seeing each other again. Tentatively. Someone brought her to the family Christmas party and it was kind of expected she crash at my place. It started off well enough, but before long she was up to her old tricks. Apparently my save file had gotten too large for her tastes, but as usual I had to find that out from everyone else. Desperate not to let this relationship fall apart again, I took her out to the PC for a change. Turns out, her problem all along was that she secretly hates the PS3. She tried really hard this time, she even changed her interface to fit in better, but we’ve decided it’s best I just don’t take her there anymore. We’re much happier that way. We even went out and got her some new mods so she can feel more at home. We’re spending a lot of time together.

And then she sends me a naked dude to deliver something to “my hands only” in the middle of a snowstorm.

Ja.