For the record, last time something like this happened there was some noticeable trending in comic topics. Let’s go the map. Yep, there’s a major dog front moving in from the west. A real red splotch of it over on that radar thingy.
I know very little about dogs. I can only imagine they are more troublesome than cats, and I have a tough enough time reconciling my cohabitation with the latter species. So let’s go to Forrest who’s on the scene.
Forrest?
Ja.