For the record, brilliance often finds resistance on its way to public acceptance. In this case, part of that resistance was due to the force of friction between a pair of shorts and a pair of pants that both fit equally well. But had I been able to adorn them without first disrobing I would […]
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Hey look! Not dead! Just.. preoccupied. I’d tell you that I’ve got some good excuses, between a car accident, (my car is totaled), insurance forms, dentist, job hunting, and my brother’s wedding and car shopping, I’ve been pretty busy. And also lazy when it comes to my hobbies.. Sorry about that! I haven’t’ received any […]
Buddy of mine have been discussing jobs alot lately, mostly because I dont have much of a “regular” so called jorb. And I would like one. We decided that I should just start sending the following in the hopes that it would get me said full time employment. “Hi, I’m Forrest I’d like to make […]
Let me tell you, it’s been quite the effort to stay awake this late. Expect color and word bubbles when I wake up. Panel 2 is a surprise, I blanked it out on purpose.. I can’t let you have everything in the sneak preview. Barry, the comic didn’t post properly, I dicked around with it […]
Getting laid off after a week is a new record for me, such is the nature of temp work that was supposed to be permanent. I’m not entirely sure how I fulfilled my “get trained, get hired on permanently” assignment, but alas apparently it was complete. Off to my cottage this weekend, bringing some peeps, […]
For the record, I kind of like the lack of color. Fits the web design rather nicely. Then again, the web design has much laziness and apathy to owe to its form. Not that I’m a lazy and apathetic web designer, it’s just that I’m a lazy and apathetic web designer. On second thought, I […]
We saw The National, Modest Mouse and REM tonight. Fan—freakin—tastic. Of course, I napped before the show instead of coloring the comic. I’ve started a new job at a factory, it involves getting up at an hour I had only seen by staying up so late the sun rose. Anyway, more later, I’m seriously passing […]
I should mention, beer tastes better without glass shards in it. Monday’s post has been pushed over to Wednesday. I spent a lot longer over at Trench Spike this week than I planned. I used wireless controllers too this weekend, got to try out GTA IV on an xbox. Let me tell you the level […]
For the record, this was a cautionary tale. Never get between the artist and his morning coffee. Only you can prevent Forrest fires. Heh. In the tradition of being way behind in my video games, I managed to con a Playstation 3 out of a local retail outlet using naught but a huge sum of […]
For the record, these devices do exist. Not in the capacity of producing a trans-dimensional flux as depicted in the comic. But close. It nearly broke my arm with its savage fury, the arm that fed it delicious batteries. I don’t want this thing anywhere near my kid. If there is a person in this […]