For the record: Elite: Dangerous is easily the best game I wouldn’t recommend. It takes a very particular kind of patient to put up with it’s many, many failings enough to enjoy the amazing nuggests of space underneath. This is a game where the space is great. Things are to scale and there’s just enough magic sci-fi tech […]
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For the record: Lennon doesn’t have a good track record with water pressure. Though there was that one time I was trying to hook up a sprinkler for my kids with an old, busted, kinky hose. Was kneeling down beside it to undo a kink near the sprinkler and I must’ve lined up real well […]
This actually happened. She was enjoying the baby’s lunch with him. When I came over to put her collar on because I found it on the floor she began to tremble uncontrollably. She was as worried about losing out on a few bites of whatever the baby discarded as she gets about thunder or fireworks. […]
For the record, I don’t make this shit up. From now on, I just write these down, count to three, and it’s a script. Also, in the corporeal realm, the box only bore the label “condoms,” it did not indeed use them as packing chips. But for some reason that might’ve made more sense? Technology […]
For the record, the company I was teaching for is a start up and this was the first class ever on their schedule. That was important enough to override the automated shutdown sequence and bypass a few safety valves. And it went amazing. And I spent the next two days in a nocturnal fever-haze during […]
For the record, you know you’ve hit peak nerd when you do some before-and-after system benchmarks to see if the model lich king you put in your computer case has negatively affected airflow. He didn’t, really, in case you’re also peak nerd. Ja.
For the record, I only threatened to cancel Christmas twice this year. A record low. Granted, both times were on Chirstmas Eve, but I think you’ll find this is an improvement overall. Happy Whatever-You-Do-Near-The-End-Of-December. Ja.
For the record, I have a bunch of friends now who are home-brewing beer. I have never once liked anything any of them have produced. I haven’t tried any of Forrest’s own offerings, but when he solo scripts and produces the comic above, it is less than encouraging. On balance, I don’t like most beers, be they […]
For the record, I ain’t got nothin’ against some iced cream. The cream was so iced. Enjoyed by all involved. I just need to know what my orders are, sir. So after seeing the two-part pilot, I have complicated feelings about Star Trek Discovery. First of all it’s got a little too much Battlestar Gallactica rubbed on […]
For the record, I know nothing about pressure washers. Pretty sure I’d’ve checked the manual sometime before accidentally turning it into a projectile launcher. Not to say I wouldn’t have done it anyway on purpose… Kind of reminds me of the first day I had my Fiesta ST. The first time I was to drive it to […]