For the record, I don’t make this shit up. From now on, I just write these down, count to three, and it’s a script. Also, in the corporeal realm, the box only bore the label “condoms,” it did not indeed use them as packing chips. But for some reason that might’ve made more sense? Technology […]
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For the record, the company I was teaching for is a start up and this was the first class ever on their schedule. That was important enough to override the automated shutdown sequence and bypass a few safety valves. And it went amazing. And I spent the next two days in a nocturnal fever-haze during […]
For the record, you know you’ve hit peak nerd when you do some before-and-after system benchmarks to see if the model lich king you put in your computer case has negatively affected airflow. He didn’t, really, in case you’re also peak nerd. Ja.
For the record, I only threatened to cancel Christmas twice this year. A record low. Granted, both times were on Chirstmas Eve, but I think you’ll find this is an improvement overall. Happy Whatever-You-Do-Near-The-End-Of-December. Ja.
For the record, I have a bunch of friends now who are home-brewing beer. I have never once liked anything any of them have produced. I haven’t tried any of Forrest’s own offerings, but when he solo scripts and produces the comic above, it is less than encouraging. On balance, I don’t like most beers, be they […]
For the record, I ain’t got nothin’ against some iced cream. The cream was so iced. Enjoyed by all involved. I just need to know what my orders are, sir. So after seeing the two-part pilot, I have complicated feelings about Star Trek Discovery. First of all it’s got a little too much Battlestar Gallactica rubbed on […]
For the record, I know nothing about pressure washers. Pretty sure I’d’ve checked the manual sometime before accidentally turning it into a projectile launcher. Not to say I wouldn’t have done it anyway on purpose… Kind of reminds me of the first day I had my Fiesta ST. The first time I was to drive it to […]
For the record, there is nothing better than ending a DT rant with a butt joke. It’s one of those ideas that seem painfully obvious on its conception, like heliocentrism or the spheroid Earth. Segueing from asstronomy, there was a headline in the news a while back that a new study had somehow proven that […]
I live streamed the making of this comic, up until the typography and minor tweaks I made this morning. You can watch it here. I’ll be streaming more drawing, and not just of Pickle Zombie! Find me on twitch at twitch.tv/felknar. …
For the record, it’s been a while. So long I had to reset my back-end password which meant fixing the e-mail service which meant finding my goddamn back-end password. Normally I say, “I’m in,” on a successful login for dramatic effect. This time it was astonishment. Forrest just bought a buncha streaming gear because people like […]